Pineapple Wars
Mankind is divided
We're praying to our juicy golden god
The shrine made out of shiny slices
It taunts the heretics
Trying to indoctrinate our cult of pure belief
Thus we will never spurn the fruit of god
Consume the yellow sweet spread on delicious crust with love
You will never understand the beauty of the combined taste
Of the juicy sweetness mixed with an unctuous savory dough
Fuck you for disrespecting us
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
We are going
Separate ways in disgust
This vile way to serve a dish
Repugnant, repulsive, abhorrent and gross
We will never join your fucking cult of disbelief of disbelief
The true heretics here you are
Engulfing yellow sludge with every meal
The only impressive thing about you is how
You don't throw up vomiting all of the gruel
Violation of the fruit
You disgusting piece of shit
You disgusting piece of shit
Fuck you
For consuming this fruit of piss
On your delightful piece of dough
Disrespecting every corn sacrificed
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
Look at you
Worthless fool
Who cared about that yellow little piece
When you got cheese spread on these gross abominations
Keep your slimy goo out our recipes
We do not choose one of your sides
Fucking disgusting
On that day
Mankind collaborates
For the first time
Against the mutual enemy
Cooking them alive in our pots of hot and melted cheese
Gagging them with gorgonzola
Hitting them with wheels of cheese
Grate them like fucking parmesan
Make the age in caves until they rot and fucking spoil and die
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
With or without
Only one way
Don't choose the wrong side
Now choose your fate
